7 River Names You Don’t Want To Earn

Our friends never give us nicknames for the things we did well. It's always what we screw up. Here are some river names you don't want to earn.

Source: http://www.oars.com/blog/7-river-names-you-dont-want-to-earn/

Logan The Pink Pounder Clark? Steve The Snake Claveau? Rich No Love Clementi? Mark The Hammer Coleman Wes Soldier Combs?